“ I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda. Brian MacLearn
“ There are many types of pain. The only one that aspirin won't help is a hurting heart. That's why there is alcohol. Brian MacLearn
“ If love is like driving a car, then I must be the worst driver in the world. I missed all the signs and ended up lost. Brian MacLearn
“ Love isn't something to be given on whim, or shelved when it isn't convenient. Love is gift, a promise, and a belief in another person. If you treat it as such, it will fulfill you always Brian MacLearn
“ The moment after being let go, when we can finally let it go, is the moment when love once again has hope. Brian MacLearn
“ The greatest testament of a life lived is to be missed when you are gone. It is not something you can plan for or buy ahead of time. It is a sentiment that comes freely from the lives you touch in pos… Brian MacLearn
