Top Humorous Quotes

yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares...

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

Humorous Definition

(a.) Moist; humid; watery.

(a.) Subject to be governed by humor or caprice; irregular; capricious; whimsical.

(a.) Full of humor; jocular; exciting laughter; playful; as, a humorous story or author; a humorous aspect.

What are you doing?Celaena lifted another piece of paper. If His Pirateness can’t be bothered to clean for us, then I don’t see why I can’t have a look.He’ll be here any second, Sam hissed. She picked...

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that w...

Save the World-ers

Your own shortcomings are the best ground to grow your sense of humor.

He was not at the moment in very good odour at Bow Street. Such epithets as Blockhead and Blunderer had been used in connection with his last case. 'Jeremiah Stubbs, miss,’ said the Runner. ‘I am here...

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.

I love fortune readings! because when I get in troubles, if the reading says that I am in a lucky day, I can think my troubles are just some kind of mistakes, and if the reading says that I am in the...

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

People think I am younger then I really am,because I act so immature.

Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.

She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.

No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. (Dark City Lights)

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or...