James Hauenstein Quotes

The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!

Before you start your full day of watching Equestrian Square Dancing, Soccer Balling, Hoop Dreaming, Cricket Batting, Rugby Punching, Volleyball Chopping, Skateboard Falling, Martial Arts Bowing, Bicy...

Who is watching the Watchers?

Me, personally. I do not know a soul who perished that day of 9/11. But it did then, does now, and I imagine it always will bring out the Patriot in me.

I have heard that the French like to say, "Nobody grows old during a happy occasion at the dining table." With such wonderful family and friends all around us for Mitchell's and Stacie's wedding, I kn...

When all else fails, there is music. When that fails you, there is beer.

Sitting there, it is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!

Have no regrets in life because of the choices you make. Good or bad, they are a learning experience, to help you grow. The only regret in life, is to never make a choice at all.

My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth!

I loved Verti. Until she jumped. That is when I felt Vertigo.

If you think that American Capitalism is the most dangerous Institution in the World, it just goes to show, that you haven't partied like there is no tomorrow with the fun loving posse of The Islamic...

Be careful when you ask Karma for something that you have always wanted. When I was young, I asked to be surrounded by beautiful women. Now I have a wife and four daughters.

I have tried to live my life with no regrets. Because regrets will become guilt in some cases, and guilt eats away at your sanity.

People think I am younger then I really am,because I act so immature.

The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer. I have so much useless stuff stored up in there, that when I forget to clean out my Mind's Cache, it has no room for new info...

Life experiences shared with a friend will turn into memories to be enjoyed.

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I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

A life that is happy and has no money, is better then a life unhappy with money.

Hate is a powerful emotion. It can take over a sane man's mind and cloud it with insanity.