Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.
Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!
She glanced down and saw that a glove of blood covered her lower arm from the elbow to the wrist. The arm was throbbing, stiff, and painful. Is this when you start tearing strips off your T-shirt to b...
You’re arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the law.He lifted one amused brow. And your point would be?
Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
Please, Eve, these public displays of affection must stop. I have a reputation.Keep it up, ace, and I’ll give you a public display of affection that’ll have you limping for a week.Now I'm excited.
I guess I can put two and two together.Sometimes the answer's four, I said, and sometimes it's twenty-two...
All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.