Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.
She glanced down and saw that a glove of blood covered her lower arm from the elbow to the wrist. The arm was throbbing, stiff, and painful. Is this when you start tearing strips off your T-shirt to b...
Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!
You’re arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the law.He lifted one amused brow. And your point would be?
Please, Eve, these public displays of affection must stop. I have a reputation.Keep it up, ace, and I’ll give you a public display of affection that’ll have you limping for a week.Now I'm excited.
I guess I can put two and two together.Sometimes the answer's four, I said, and sometimes it's twenty-two...
All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.