Where will we go?I hear hell is particularly nice at this time of year.
Roy Mustang looks dead sexy...in a miniskirt!
(a.) Mirthful; noisy; merry.
Did those nice church ladies come by again? He nodded. I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome...
To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.
Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
Pamela pulled off her cloak and Alexei gasped.You have on breeches! He stared in disbelief. Breeches!I've never worn them before, and they are extremely comfortable. I quite like them. She smoothed th...
Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.
Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for big day and sneak in they house at night and pick out own present and blow out flickering candle of life in they brains....
Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood.
Would you be shedding tears for McNab’s dead body if he’d been screwing around on you?Peabody pursed her lips. Well, since I’d’ve been the one who killed him, I’d probably be shedding tears for me bec...
June cackled with delight, muttering, Whoops! as a car almost killed them.
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion.