Roy Mustang looks dead sexy...in a miniskirt!
Did those nice church ladies come by again? He nodded. I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome...
(a.) Mirthful; noisy; merry.
Where will we go?I hear hell is particularly nice at this time of year.
To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.
Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.
Pamela pulled off her cloak and Alexei gasped.You have on breeches! He stared in disbelief. Breeches!I've never worn them before, and they are extremely comfortable. I quite like them. She smoothed th...
It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for big day and sneak in they house at night and pick out own present and blow out flickering candle of life in they brains....
Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
Would you be shedding tears for McNab’s dead body if he’d been screwing around on you?Peabody pursed her lips. Well, since I’d’ve been the one who killed him, I’d probably be shedding tears for me bec...
Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood.
People have been sleeping and/or marrying their way to the top since the first cavewoman said: ‘Ugh, that one’s the strongest and has the biggest club. I’ll shake my mastodon-skin-covered ass at him.’...
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion.
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