If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.
(a.) Mirthful; noisy; merry.
Roy Mustang looks dead sexy...in a miniskirt!
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.
To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.
Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
Pamela pulled off her cloak and Alexei gasped.You have on breeches! He stared in disbelief. Breeches!I've never worn them before, and they are extremely comfortable. I quite like them. She smoothed th...
People have been sleeping and/or marrying their way to the top since the first cavewoman said: ‘Ugh, that one’s the strongest and has the biggest club. I’ll shake my mastodon-skin-covered ass at him.’...
It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for big day and sneak in they house at night and pick out own present and blow out flickering candle of life in they brains....
Would you be shedding tears for McNab’s dead body if he’d been screwing around on you?Peabody pursed her lips. Well, since I’d’ve been the one who killed him, I’d probably be shedding tears for me bec...
Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood.
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion.
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