“ You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car. Ascanio’s eyes lit up. A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer.You don’t need a Hummer. I said.Chicks dig the Hummer.You don`t nee… Ilona Andrews
“ Did those nice church ladies come by again? He nodded. I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome… Ilona Andrews
“ Where is the bane of my existence?In the shower, freshening up.Damn it all to hell. Oh God, who did Ascanio screw now?No, no, he's covered in blood.Oh good. Wait a minute. The kid is covered in blood… Ilona Andrews
“ We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.How do you know he is a sex fiend?He is fifteen and he's a bouda. Hello? Ilona Andrews
