“ Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Jack Benny
“ One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense. Glenn Howerton
“ The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London. Jeremy Northam
“ It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9. Josh Lucas
“ I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down. Harold Ramis
“ If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. Ron Livingston
“ I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. Roland Joffe
“ I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. Moon Unit Zappa
“ I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless… Ian MacKaye
“ It's funny how I use social media because I don't use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for social issues and I think that's what it's for. I do a few things - I mess around with music… Tom Colicchio
“ I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man. Cat Deeley
“ I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times. Jackie Mason
“ Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical. Leslie Fiedler
