“ I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! Wesley Snipes
“ The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. Amanda Seyfried
“ I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on. Lauren Graham
“ With the long hours of daylight in the Alaska summers, the gardens served up a cornucopia of amazing and extra-large produce. Debbie Macomber
“ The walking tour guides one through the city's various landmarks, reciting bits of information the listener might find enlightening. I learned, for example, that in the late 1500s my little neighborho… David Sedaris
“ I think it's something like Mr. Peter Sloane and the octogenarians. The other evening Mrs. Sloane was reading a newspaper ans she said to Mr. Sloane 'I see here that another octogenarian has just died… L. M. Montgomery
“ Comment, Mademoiselle? Vous appellés cela betrügen? Corriger la fortune, l'enchainer sous ses doits, etre sûr de son fait, das nenn die Deutsch betrügen? betrügen! O, was ist die deutsch Sprak für ein… Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
“ Because he sounded so lost-the Eric I knew had never been one to do anything other than assume others should serve him-I patted around under the covers for his hand. When I found it, I slid my own ove… Charlaine Harris
“ What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious. Casey Wilson
“ My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought. brendon urie
“ I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. Billy Connolly
“ I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny. Issa Rae
“ Murderous thieves make their home here." She failed to keep the tremor from her voice. "Absolutely," Jonas replied."Dangerous animals too.""Without a doubt."She slanted a look toward him. "Perfect pla… Morgan Rhodes