A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.
People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were t...
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds.
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
Communism is like one big phone company.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.
Funny is an attitude.
You're back, Sam said, as if he couldn't quite believe it.She lifted her chin, stuffing her hands in her pockets. Obviously.He tilted his head slightly to the side. How was the desert?There wasn't a s...
Who's your daddy?'Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. '