“ People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all. It's appalling and tragic. Howard Jacobson
“ No matter how dire a situation may be, I can always find the humor in it somewhere. If I was ever in a horror movie I would be the goofy one who doesn't seem to know quite what's going on but survives… A.J. Rose
“ I've always been led to believe that the ultimate goal for an author is the movie deal. Now I understand that the movie deal is merely a MEANS TO A MUCH HIGHER END: NAIL POLISH. Kristin Cashore
“ Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened. Rita Rudner
“ This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel be… Charles M. Schulz
“ What is my strength, that I should hope? Is my strength the strength of stone? Or is my flesh of brass? Is not my help in me. Compton Gage
“ The truths of the one subject have already been discovered, but have not been accepted because they spell the death of the faith in the lie. Compton Gage
“ When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush c… Shirin Ebadi
“ Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. Sarah Silverman
“ I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, it's funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord… Emmitt Smith
“ Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny. Candace Bushnell
“ It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a… Michael Haneke
“ Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. Lee Trevino
“ I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating s… Rachael Ray
