Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.
Here for business or pleasure, Mr. Wheeler?""Redemption," Shane says.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
She stood up when he approached her,Not to hug him,but to slap him.
Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not tequila.
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
These be they that have put off the mortal clothing, and put on the immortal, and have confessed the name of God: now are they crowned, and receive palms.
Ask the womb of a woman, and say unto her, If thou bring forth children, why dost thou it not together, but one after another? pray her therefore to bring forth ten children at once.
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
You have more issues than Reader's Digest.