It's not cold in here, you're just dying.
Nothing seems crazy when you're used to it.
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
Mother Teresa didn't walk around complaining about her thighs -- she had shit to do.
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years...
I like my life alone.
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was loo...
I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.