“ Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. Sarah Silverman
“ Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. Sarah Silverman
“ Mother Teresa didn't walk around complaining about her thighs -- she had shit to do. Sarah Silverman
“ I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. Sarah Silverman
“ It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. Sarah Silverman
“ And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years… Sarah Silverman
“ I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. Sarah Silverman
“ I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was loo… Sarah Silverman
“ Some people need Hell. If you’re the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, “Hey, now there’s something I could rape and kill without any consequences,” then the concep… Sarah Silverman
“ To all you sensitive sallys out there who spend your time scribing angry letters, I have great news: Scientific models show that in the not-too-distant future, all the races will become so completely… Sarah Silverman
“ I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body. Sarah Silverman
“ My stepfather, John O'Hara, was the goodest man there was. He was not a man of many words, but of carefully chosen ones. He was the one parent who didn't try to fix me. One night I sat on his lap in h… Sarah Silverman
