It's not cold in here, you're just dying.
Nothing seems crazy when you're used to it.
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!
I like my life alone.
Mother Teresa didn't walk around complaining about her thighs -- she had shit to do.
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years...
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was loo...
I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.