I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhe...
You don't know what pressure is until you play for $5 with only $2 in your pocket.
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away as long as I'm not enjoying it.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it. I'm a positive guy. When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then...
Anytime you play golf for whatever you've got that's pressure. I'd like to see H.L. Hunt go out there and play for $3 billion.
We all choke and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell. We all leak oil.
I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances.
When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.
We all choke and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.
When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.
What a terrible round. I only hit two good balls all day and that was when I stepped on a rake in a bunker.
I remember the first time going to St. Jude. I didn't like going there because the children were ill, and it just broke my heart. It makes you test your religion when you see something like that. But...