“ You are my flesh and blood and I have always doted on you, but right now I would have to say you deserve a haughty, ruined chit for your own and she deserves you. Mary Balogh
“ I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Bill Watterson
“ I would say 80% of the scripts I get are dramas and not comedies or romantic comedies, which is funny because that's what I do every week. Eva Longoria
“ Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Hey," she whispered to Malachi. "When are Irin considered adults?"He was following what looked to be a quiet argument between Sari and Mala. "Full adults? Around sixty to seventy-five years. When we'r… Elizabeth Hunter
“ Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you. Johnny Moscato
“ All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent Tennessee Williams
“ Don't you ever think that maybe the reason behind why heroes are so dedicated to saving people is because they want to finish them off in the end? I mean, in that case, the villains should be the hero… Polkadot