“ You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever, George said. No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry.How do you make girls cry, exactly?George turned to… Ilona Andrews
“ Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. Nothing's impossible! Lewis Carroll
“ Which way did they go, Peeves? Filch was saying. Quick, tell me. Say 'please.' Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go? Shan't say nothing if you don't say please, said Peeves in his annoyin… J.K. Rowling
“ What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning! Cory Doctorow
“ They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? Adam Rex
“ Old white guys can be a funny bunch, can't they? The same anti-same-sex marriage, anti-affirmative action cadre can flower into the biggest supporters of 'equality' the minute they get a whiff of mino… John Ridley
“ My mom and dad always tried to make Christmas special for us. We were poor, but it's funny because we had no idea. Johnny Mathis
“ So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it. Yahtzee Croshaw
“ We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder. Andre Maurois
“ It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. Jason Reitman
“ There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. Jean Baudrillard
“ Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. H. G. Wells
