What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.
I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.
If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
The priest DID have it coming, though, Lelldorin declared hotly.What priest?The priest of Chaldan at that little chapel who wouldn't marry us because Arianna couldn't give him a document proving she h...
She’d ceased spying upon him, that was true, but the damage was done. Every time he sat at his desk, he could feel her eyes upon him, even though he knew very well she’d shut her curtains tight. But c...
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
Come here, cat. You wouldn’t want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow.
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
I'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.
Hell freezing over? I don't know. But the devil's definitely wearing a sweater.
Kurt Cilke liked dogs because they could not conspire. They could not hide hostility, and they were not cunning. They did not lie awake at night planning to rob and murder other dogs. Treachery was be...
You know how some people get sun-kissed, well i got sun bitch slapped
The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman.
Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum.
I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.
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