“ In my sleep I have my nightmares, awake I have my thoughts, I am not sure which is worse. Carl R White
“ When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back Rodney Dangerfield
“ My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. Walter Matthau
“ It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. Abel Ferrara
“ The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing. Jo Brand
“ As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
“ Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. Eminem
“ Your--ah--intervention, shall we say, has simplified things in the palace enormously. We no longer have to worry about Salmissra's whims and peculiar appetites. We rule by committee, and we hardly eve… David Eddings
“ Um, thanks, Jackson told her. And your name is…?I’m Margaret, Margaret Van Der Graaf, she answered with another eerie smile. Her teeth were so white that they looked bleached.Van Der Graaf? Jackson re… Rebecca McNutt
“ How'd you get to be so good at this?I had a good teacher.Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass.I mean you, dummy.Oh. Rachel Caine
“ Don't be so damned patronizing. Your performance so far has been a little less than dazzling.I didn't mean no harm, I said and kissed her. That a new dress?Ah! Changing the subject, you coward. Dashiell Hammett
