I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Sometimes when everything seems atits worstwhen all conspiresand gnawsand the hours, days, weeksyearsseem wasted – stretched there upon my bedin the darklooking upward at the ceilingi get what many wi...
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
There are just people going about what they always do.Talking. Parking crooked.
I paid, got up, walkedto the door, openedit.I heard the mansay, that guy'snuts.out on the street Iwalked northfeelingcuriouslyhonored.
I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.
Don't be so damned patronizing. Your performance so far has been a little less than dazzling.I didn't mean no harm, I said and kissed her. That a new dress?Ah! Changing the subject, you coward.
Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?
my problem is that my body acts before my brain thinks... it sometimes brings me huge trouble, or also huge success. recently, my body and brain got come to an agreement. it may be far better to live...
I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
This was business.
You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually.
Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.
It was not as natural as it appeared. It was more like milking a cow, easy as long as someone else was doing it.