Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixe...
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but I think is generally more information than we had before. Last tour we didn't ha...
They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. S...