“ I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. Janeane Garofalo
“ Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking. Janeane Garofalo
“ German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, a… Janeane Garofalo
“ When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. Janeane Garofalo
“ I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. Janeane Garofalo
“ I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive. Janeane Garofalo
“ People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children. Janeane Garofalo
“ Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This… Janeane Garofalo
“ I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got lucky, briefly, in the '90s, and it just so happened that those movies were the oppor… Janeane Garofalo
“ Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republica… Janeane Garofalo
“ Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in. Janeane Garofalo
