“ If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most. Penn Jillette
“ I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom. Penn Jillette
“ [On hearing that 86% of gay teens have experienced harassment] Eighty-six percent? Eighty-six per-fuckin-cent WERE harassed?! That means fourteen per-fuckin-cent WEREN'T harassed? WHAT?!At MY school a… Penn Jillette
“ Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid. Penn Jillette
“ A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' Penn Jillette
“ My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen. Penn Jillette
“ I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association. Penn Jillette
“ My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair. Penn Jillette
“ Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.' Penn Jillette
“ Nobody that has seen a baby born can believe in god for a second. When you see your child born, and the panic, and the amount of technology that is saving the life of the two people you love most in t… Penn Jillette
“ My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. Penn Jillette
“ The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all. Penn Jillette
