...I gotta burn these scales... sigh*
I've tried reading the Bible. I never make it past all the talk about the firmament. The firmament is the thing, on Day 1 or 2, that divides the waters from the waters. Here you have the firmament. Ne...
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence--and punishes those who do.
Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.
Shocked to see me?" I drawl at them, chuckling at the horrific joke.
There are few things more mysterious than endings. I mean, for example, when did the Greek gods end, exactly? Was there a day when Zeus waved magisterially down from Olympus and Aphrodite and her love...
My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine.
For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt... misogynist streak is too strong a term - but a dismissivenes...
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
The world is full of unrequited love,' I said finally.'You and Patrick having problems?' Dad said, reaching around to get the butter out of the fridge.'No, I was just wondering what you would say if I...
I passed out from stress? That’s it?I believe the princess term is fainted, said Thorne.
I had no idea how to respond, and opted for a smile, which serves me well on most occasions (not if it's something to do with death or illness, though -- I know that now.)
I do public appearances. I'm bluff, hearty, goofy. I wear loud clothes, and I read the funny bits. I occasionally get taken to task for one thing or another, and I acknowledge my fault, my flaw, my fa...
My parents and my sister died... very close together, and after that, I lost quite a bit of my sense of humor. Most of it I think has kind of come back, but I know there was a time when I didn't think...
This is an awesome(probably not very famous) one liner in hindi on engineers. I could not stop myself: Aamir Sarfraz (aamir rajput khan)"Chaar saal lagte hai insaan ko engineer banne mein phir chahe w...
Analysis is soul of thought and ghost of wit.
Yesterday is a pile of rubble. Today is a pile of opportunity. Life takes a new dump each morning
Nevertheless now have I asked thee but only of the fire and wind, and of the day where-through thou hast passed, and of things from which thou canst not be separated, and yet canst thou give me no ans...
If the most High grant thee to live, thou shall see after the third trumpet that the sun shall suddenly shine again in the night, and the moon thrice in the day: