“ As concerning the things whereof thou asked me, I will tell thee; for the evil is sown, but the destruction thereof is not yet come. Compton Gage
“ Salt waters shall be found in the sweet, and all friends shall destroy one another; then shall wit hide itself, and understanding withdraw itself into his secret chamber- Compton Gage
“ I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. David Sedaris
“ At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place d… Eric McCormack
“ I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. Will Ferrell
“ It would actually constitute more than a miracle, he realised. It would take divine intervention plus luck, plus some unknown element of cosmic wizardry. David Baldacci
“ I pondered what else I should take for him. Flowers seemed wrong; they're a love token, after all. I looked in the fridge, and popped a packet of cheese slices into the bag. All men like cheese. Gail Honeyman
“ An educated theologian: someone who's better at rationalizing what they're pretending to know. Peter Boghossian
“ All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them. Raheel Farooq
“ Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. Samuel Johnson
