“ I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell yo… Paul Feig
“ The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
“ I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. Paula Poundstone
“ I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. Michael J. Fox
“ I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly
“ No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12. Rowan Atkinson
“ Wait a second, Clary said.I never understand why people say that, Luke said, to no one in particular. I wasn't going anywhere. Cassandra Clare
“ That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. Cecily von Ziegesar
“ I passed out from stress? That’s it?I believe the princess term is fainted, said Thorne. Marissa Meyer
“ I looked at the stained-glass image of the lamb in the window above me, but that only reminded me that lambs are famous for being led to slaughter, or sometimes hanging out with lions in ill-advised r… Maureen Johnson
“ D'you know what that - (he called Snape something that made Hermoine say Ron!) - is making me do? I've got to scrub out the bedpans in the hospital wing. Without magic! He was breathing deeply, his fi… J.K. Rowling
“ If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence--and punishes those who do. Peter Boghossian
“ If the most High grant thee to live, thou shall see after the third trumpet that the sun shall suddenly shine again in the night, and the moon thrice in the day: Compton Gage
“ One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny. Bryan White
