Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
It would actually constitute more than a miracle, he realised. It would take divine intervention plus luck, plus some unknown element of cosmic wizardry.
D'you know what that - (he called Snape something that made Hermoine say Ron!) - is making me do? I've got to scrub out the bedpans in the hospital wing. Without magic! He was breathing deeply, his fi...
An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers.
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
An educated theologian: someone who's better at rationalizing what they're pretending to know.
The forgiveness of God flows through me and because I am forgiven, I can forgive.
It were better that we were not at all, than that we should live still in wickedness, and to suffer, and not to know wherefore.
One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.
It's funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can work against you.
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through....
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
We watch television and we play music, but mostly we've found ways to amuse ourselves." "Really?" Valkyrie asked. "Like what?"Plight's smile faded. "Like human sacrifice."He grabbed one arm and Lenka...
Yer a wizard, Harry!
What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn't she had enough green-upping?