Most ball games are lost, not won.
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.
The team has come along slow but fast.
You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.
All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you. The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you w...
Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ball player. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
I want you all to line up in alphabetical order according to your size.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.