“ Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you? Casey Stengel
“ You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it. Casey Stengel
“ All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you. The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you w… Casey Stengel
“ Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ball player. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in. Casey Stengel
“ They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that? Casey Stengel
“ The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. Casey Stengel
“ The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. Casey Stengel
