“ The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people. Criss Jami
“ I claim neither liberalism nor conservatism - one tends to be airheaded while the other tends to be brickheaded. Criss Jami
“ You know, one time I saw Tiger down at the water hole: he had the biggest testicles of any animal, and the sharpest claws, and two front teeth as long as knives and as sharp as blades. And I said to h… Neil Gaiman
“ Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, "Bless you," and would I get him a bottle of Satan's Red-Hot Revenge for the eggs?Sure thing, Pastor. Joan Bauer
“ After all, this was the place where I’d had my first meaningful conversation with a female, it was the site of a football’s first encounter with my groin, and above all, it was the location where I wa… Wes Locher
“ And since when is stealing people's possessions the call of God? you are all hypocrites who have suddenly come into power, and you don't know how to handle it Dalia Sofer
“ If Sloane’s quiet words hadn’t been enough to get Dex squirming in his towel, Sloane’s quick kiss to his lips sealed the deal. Oh God, he was about to get a hard-on at work, and the bastard that was t… Charlie Cochet
“ This is just your penis having the feels for my vagina. Your penis is making prank calls! and every single time your penis makes a prank call, my vagina answers the phone. And then you hang up. Or you… Penny Reid
“ Because I feel as if I let it down. As if it needed something from me, I was its only hope, and now that hope is gone.''What penis doesn’t try to make you feel that way? R.J. Silver
“ He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood. Toni Andrews
“ Jackie had now changed her tune, clinging to me as if she liked it. “I’m irresistible, brother, he’s swapping sides for me.”“I can’t fight it any longer,” I said, nonchalantly.Wade shook his head at u… Ethan Day
“ You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. Ethan Day
“ Rose's work of art took her all day, including two playtimes, story time, and most of lunch.At the end of school it was stolen from her by the wicked teacher who had pretended to be so interested."Bea… Hilary McKay
“ I've knitted myself a hat, it's plum red with an appealing lace pattern, I figured that a few air holes would be nice now that it's spring. I put it on and feel like a cranberry in the snow, and I won… Kjersti Annesdatter Skomsvold
“ Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products. Jennifer Ziegler
