Penny Reid Quotes

My upstairs brain and my downstairs brain engaged in a game of risk and it was downstairs’ turn to roll the dice.

Fuck a fucking fuck of fucking ducks.

I think you need to give me a pet name—a term of endearment.His face was its typical impassive mask, but I could tell that I’d surprised him. Finally, he said, Like…babe?No—that feels awkward and wron...

Martin wasn’t smiling, but his eyes were warm and interested. Do you always talk like that?Like what? Like awesome?Yeah, like awesome.

I had reclusive tendencies for a reason, I couldn’t be trusted to live in the world and make decisions on my own.

If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane. — Robert Frost

Elizabeth called it my mane of hair; I called it my bane of hair. However, it was far worse looking when it was short, sticking straight up or out at awkward angles; at least when it was long it almos...

I’d once overheard my daddy tell my momma that the six Winston boys had inherited their father’s ability to charm snakes, the IRS, and women.

Nothing is ever really lost to us as long as we remember it. L.M. Montgomery, The Story Girl   ~Jethro~

Look at them. Where are they looking? They're not looking at each other, they're not looking at the art on the wall or the sun in the sky; they're looking at their phones. They hang on to every beep a...

When you cried, I learned what helplessness tastes like. Because all I could do was swallow.

What are you!? A Disney princess? Ashley’s annoyance powered semi-shout surprised the room. She dropped her knitting to her lap and glared at me, apparently sincerely perturbed by Janie’s revelation....

Not sure if it was compliment, or an insult, or a complisult

Let's clear one thing up: Introverts do not hate small talk because we dislike people. We hate small talk because we hate the barrier it creates between people. Laurie Helgoe, Introvert Power   ~Jenn...

You’ll have to read the book, and don’t interrupt me. It’s distracting enough looking at you. You’ve already derailed my brain train with your face several times.

You are so adorable. I just want to take you home and put you in my pocket.I’d prefer her pants, but I guess I’d settle for her pocket

My type has a romantic soul. He'll make my heart and my brain fight over who gets him first. He does what's right, even when it's not easy - actually, especially when it's not easy. He knows the value...

We’re having a big wedding so we can be miserable together before we’re happy together.

I'm after a woman who likes sex but doesn't put the lust part above the intelligence part. She could have a hundred partners for all I care, just as long as they've been vetted for psychopathic tenden...

My hair is ridiculous. It's been misbehaving since birth.