“ Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products. Jennifer Ziegler
“ I tore off another chuck of muffin and stared down at my chest. I shrugged and dabbed the muffin in the cum and popped it in my mouth. "I can't believe you just did that!" "Yeah," I snarled up my lip,… Ethan Day
“ Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it. Richelle Mead
“ To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap. Jennifer Ziegler
“ Maggie wasn't without her concerns, though. "What if he's crazy?""Yeah, that's a definite possibility," he agreed."What if he's not your type?""Then we'll only hook up in dark places. Con Riley
“ I’m not your boyfriend!” I snapped, trying to gently move her hands away from my body.“How can you say that?” Sara asked in horror.“It’s shockingly effortless,” I replied. “My vocal chords vibrate, an… Laura Kreitzer
“ Make sure the seaweed lies flat.''Okay.''Leave an inch below the knee.''Okay.''It's got to be loose enough to put a finger in the top.''Sean Kendrick.' I say it emphatically enough that the stallion's… Maggie Stiefvater
“ -What's so funny?""-Sorry," David said, reddening again. "You just taste so sweet.""-What do you mean, sweet?"He licked his bottom lip one more time."-You taste like honey.""-Honey?""-Yeah, I thought… Aprilynne Pike
“ We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since. Lisa Kleypas
“ SUBJECT: Real originalDear Dark Assholes,I get the point. Showing me that you know how to log onto a computer and utilize Google must’ve taken some pretty keen strategizing on your part.Really, really… S.L. Jennings
“ I have heard stories that it was love at first sight for both of us, that we disappeared to a guest room at Merle's house, had our meals sent up, and didn't emerge for several days. This is absolutely… Martha Graham
“ We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it. Chetan Bhagat
“ ...which, of course, is how I developed my love for both Kabuki theater and marshmallow Peeps. Jimmy Gownley
“ Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."Yeah," I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."Not that anyone real… Ann Edwards Cannon
