“ Hey, he's not using a holster," I said, glancing at Alex's on the dresser. He laughed out loud. "Yeah, I guess he must want something shooting off. It'd be so great if these things were true to life -… L.A.Weatherly
“ Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. Neil Gaiman
“ Screw sharks a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat me. Emma McLaughlin
“ Very helpful, I must say. Look at them in the eye and shout, and they understand every word..." (Mr. Warbeck in Sienna, talking about local Italians.) Hilary McKay
“ Even Dad likes it," said Caddy, and her father agreed that he did. In a way. Being a broad-minded, tolerant, artistic sort of person. Or so people told him..."Oh, yes?" said Saffron, rolling her eyes.… Hilary McKay
“ Problem was, he couldn’t masturbate his sexual desires away because he’d fry off his cock." Hector Gena Showalter
“ She'll soon forget.""Caddy," said Saffron impatiently, "she is headmistress of the private school! She's probably never forgotten anything in her whole life! Hilary McKay
“ She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up their lives to cover my conversationalist shortcomings. Molly Harper
“ It’s complicated,” I said in defense, hands going up to show surrender.“Talk slowly,” Jenna retorted derisively.“Okay, I deserved that,” I admitted. Laura Kreitzer
“ I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks. Hayden Thorne
“ Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it’s the least I can do after scaring your shirt off. Tamara Summers
“ Tighe took control of his thoughts.“You need to use the bathroom. When I tell you to, go into the house. Two cats will try to comein with you. You must let them in. Don’t allow anyone to stop them. On… Pamela Palmer
“ So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists—they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. B… Stephen Colbert
“ Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair! Jeaniene Frost
“ ... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think. E.A. Bucchianeri
“ I have a funny side. I have a soft and sympathetic side. I have a serious side, and a seriously romantic side. I have lots of sides; it's the main course I haven't quite figured out. Richelle E. Goodrich
“ [He] carefully put a funky-looking pair of reading glasses on her. "There we go. How are they?"She blinked experimentally, peering around the room. "Good, I think. Thank you.""Wear them the next time… Kylie Scott
“ TO:[email protected]: Something's wrong! The house is shaking!TO:[email protected]: Well can you turn down the volume on Star Trek:Voyager? I thought we were having an earthquak… Robert Bryndza
