“ You won't be able to do it wrong, Durnik--any more than you'd be able to lie or cheat or steal. It's built into you to do it right, so don't worry about it.""That's all very well for you to say, Mistr… David Eddings
“ Is the diameter of your index finger equal to or greater than the diameter of a super absorbency tampon? Julie Cross
“ But he saw a rare determination in Haley's eyes. I can trust Haley's judgement, he told himself, even as he remembered how Haley had eaten that cheddar with the mold growing on it two weeks before.Che… Kit Alloway
“ If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway Josh Stern
“ I’ve got this thing I do when my mind starts to spiral before a fight. I unfold my fingers and concentrate on them one by one until my feelings narrow into focused calm. Pinky: I've been in this kind… Elliott James
“ What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually! Karen Gibbs
“ If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate. ... Choose science. Carl Sagan
“ What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me Ana Claudia Antunes
“ The scientist believes in proof without certainty, the bigot in certainty without proof. Ashley Montagu
“ Chase said, “It was a crazy idea.” An impossible idea.“Nothing is impossible, Chase, only improbable. And when you can see into the future and manipulate people into the right places, you can accompli… Adrienne Wilder
“ We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended.""Grandad," the kids said, "you are full of schist." "I'm not kidding!" he prote… Rick Riordan
“ I enjoy poetry where I can talk as bizarre as I please, but theology or philosophy, I always respect the truth by taking it a step further. Criss Jami
“ I feel no grief for being called somethingwhichI am not;in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a goodback rub Charles Bukowski
“ You’re not safe to go back there,” he said.“I’m going,” I returned.“We’ll see.”Jeez, there was just no shaking this guy.“You do know that there’s this little thing called the Nineteenth Amendment givi… Kristen Ashley
“ My heart started racing, not the bad kind of heart racing, like I'm going to die. But the good kind of heart racing, like, Hello, can I help you with something? If not, please step aside because I'm a… Maria Semple
“ Occasionally, a dog will be presented as some training method for having a baby. "My girlfriend and I got a dog. We are going to see if we can handle that before we have kids." This is a little like t… Jim Gaffigan
