“ Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way Darynda Jones
“ Oh, you dear good father!" cried Mary, putting her hands round her father´s neck, while he bent his head placidly, willing to be caressed. "I wonder if any other girl thinks her father the best man in… George Eliot
“ Stop teasing you two,” Suzy jumped in, “not all of Kathy’s ideas are wacky.”“Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? E.A. Bucchianeri
“ My mother raised her eyebrow, and murmured, “And to think I was always worried that you didn’t have any friends. I suppose I should have been counting my blessings. Patricia Briggs
“ Sylph and Jodi return to my side, each carrying a cloth sack full of chickweed. I wrap my arm around Sylph's waist and give her a quick squeeze. "Lesson's over for today. I have something to discuss w… C.J. Redwine
“ You’ve kidnapped my friend. Sucked her brain out! Not that she had much to begin with, but—”“Bite me.” The laughter didn’t hurt, now. I didn’t even feel weird saying it. Bite me.Pretty funny, for a pa… Lili St. Crow
“ Sandra.”“Thomas, I….”“You called.” He sounded concerned.“Yes, I….”“Why are you calling? Are you harmed?”“No….”“Are you rescheduling our Saturday lunch?”“No….”“Is this an emergency?”“Stop asking questi… Penny Reid
“ Lila!" he said cheerfully. "So you aren't a figment of my brothers imagination after all. V.E. Schwab
“ Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there. M.F. Moonzajer
“ That’s the key, you know, confidence. I know for a fact that if you genuinely like your body, so can others. It doesn’t really matter if it’s short, tall, fat or thin, it just matters that you can fin… Dawn French
“ Don’t answer the door without a shirt! Now, go get dressed before you catch a cold,” I scolded.“Why? He was kinda cute. Do you think he would’ve went for it if I said I didn’t have any money?” Wesley… J.M. Colail
“ I don’t like seeing you hit.”“Well, to be quite honest, I don’t like being hit unless it’s by you.” As soon as it was out of my mouth, I realized what I had said. “That sounded all sorts of wrong.”“In… Tammy Blackwell
“ Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo Cora Carmack
“ After all, nothing nurtures a friendship bond more than the ability to consistently bitch about someone else! Pawan Mishra
“ You won't be able to do it wrong, Durnik--any more than you'd be able to lie or cheat or steal. It's built into you to do it right, so don't worry about it.""That's all very well for you to say, Mistr… David Eddings
“ Is the diameter of your index finger equal to or greater than the diameter of a super absorbency tampon? Julie Cross
“ But he saw a rare determination in Haley's eyes. I can trust Haley's judgement, he told himself, even as he remembered how Haley had eaten that cheddar with the mold growing on it two weeks before.Che… Kit Alloway
“ If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway Josh Stern
