“ Ah bet she’s a dirty wee minx in the scratcher. Y’see that "butter wouldnae melt" expression she’s goat goin on? That’s jist a smokescreen – ah guarantee she goes like a train.’ Jimmy belched, conside… Jamie Holoran
“ Something in me didnt believe that. I read it again, trying to make sense of the old-fashioned language. Mason watched me curiously, looking like he very much wanted to help."Maybe they were hooking u… Richelle Mead
“ There’s a saying, isn’t there, that when you’ve had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex? Kirsty Greenwood
“ What bug crawled up your ass?" I demanded."If you mean, why I am upset? I should think that would be obvious!"It took me a second, but I got it. "Oh, come on. You're not still pissed about–you did the… Karen Chance
“ Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of "I think I'm a loser," try "I definitely am a loser." Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if yo… Ellen DeGeneres
“ Unless you're in an early seventies-era Eagles cover band, a founding member of a religious cult, or sleeping under a bridge in Seattle, lose the beard and get a haircut. Power doesn't have time for a… Ari Gold
“ What the famous big blue Boy Scout told to a green Kryptonite? What?? YOU rock! Ana Claudia Antunes
“ I treat my thoughts like an old person treats their valuables: I cannot for the life of me proceed to throwing them out. Criss Jami
“ (When asked “Was the model for Midori (a character in Norwegian Wood) modeled after your wife?”)I showed your message to my wife. She got mad and yelled: “What would make them think I was the model fo… Haruki Murakami
“ I am ewe to your ram. How can I call myself a man anymore?""The penis is a dead giveaway. Jill Knowles
“ Chiron looked surprised. “I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles. Rick Riordan
“ Charlotte." Kate attempted to distract the child from her endless questions and held up the glass tube. "This is wulfsyl. I can't be sure it's correct."The girl looked at Kate with excitement, then as… Clay Griffith
“ What did you do?" Kate asked."Nothing. We're inside the wards." Simon laughed and drank the elixir.She looked around with surprise. "How can you tell? At night? In the snow?""That tree." He indicated… Clay Griffith
