I resent when I go out to dinner and they try to sell me the healthy food for the same price as the good food.
Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.
Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to c...
All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.
There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.
As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain a...
Each city in the southeastern part of the United States has its own unique type of specialty food that can be only found in that city, and it all happens to be called 'barbecue'.
The only thing weaker than a toddler's handshake is their immune system.
For me, it's always a little sad getting out of bed. Every morning after I get up, I always gaze longingly at my bed and lament, 'You were wonderful last night. I didn't want it to end. I can't wait t...
Jeannie is Bill Clinton, and I am Al Gore. She feels their pain, and I’m the dork reminding them to turn off the lights. I’m always Joe Biden saying the wrong thing.