“ The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth. Rebecca McNutt
“ I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry. Andrea Portes
“ We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“ I suppose.” Mousefur sniffed. “No doubt it’ll be up to me to teach them manners. Kits nowadays don’t know how to show any respect.”Jayfeather’s whiskers twitched with amusement.“Don’t you believe it,”… Erin Hunter
“ I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or… Bill Cosby
“ In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every so often there would be a test. The stories were very short, and there… Lemony Snicket
“ True, beneath the human façade, I was an interloper, an alien whose ship had crashed beyond hope of repair in the backwoods of Southern Appalachia—but at least I’d learned to walk and talk enough lik… Sol Luckman
“ You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a man the option between choosing you and a monkey. M.F. Moonzajer
“ In the Catskills, nostalgia runs backwards. The upwardly mobile Jewish masses of the 1950s and 1960s have been replaced by the Jews of 19th century Poland. Kevin Haworth
“ Where are you going this hot day, Mis’ DeJong?”Selina sat up very straight. “To Bagdad, Mrs. Pool.”“To — Where’s that? What for?”“To sell my jewels, Mrs. Pool. And to see Aladdin, and Harun-al-Rashid… Edna Ferber
“ I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself. Helen Fielding
“ Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.-Early Nun Quote, The Old Ursuline Convent (1727) New Orleans, LA Diana Hollingsworth Gessler
“ Don´t let egos get in the way to ruin your day. If someone holds their inflated ego, blow it away! Ana Claudia Antunes
“ Me too, Arch,” Jeremiah said. “I want an answer about my request to transfer. Even now, my balls are shrinking in anticipation of going back out in the cold. I said I'd give my life protecting humanit… Rose Wynters
“ Aurora!” Dad came running out.“Over here.”“We’re going to head home.” Dad leaned against a post at the bottom of the steps. “Hey, guys. What’re you talking about?”I smiled. “Just…girl stuff.”“Tampons,… A.E. Kirk
