“ Nobody wants to fall into a safety net, because it means the structure in which they've been living is in a state of collapse and they have no choice but to tumble downwards. However, it beats the alt… Lemony Snicket
“ Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay in our mother's wombs, and then there would be nobody in the world bu… Lemony Snicket
“ Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. Lemony Snicket
“ Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged swordKit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) Lemony Snicket
“ The book did not say anything about a statue, valuable or otherwise, and so I stopped reading about the Bombinating Beast and got interested in the chapter about the Stain'd witches, who had ink inste… Lemony Snicket
“ You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff. Lemony Snicket
“ Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. Lemony Snicket
“ At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unf… Lemony Snicket
“ That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, ... Lemony Snicket
“ Other people think destiny is a time in one's life, such as the moment one becomes an adult, or the instant it becomes necessary to construct a hiding place out of sofa cushions. And still other peopl… Lemony Snicket
“ There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. Lemony Snicket
“ One of the world's most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because people always answer "a deck of cards" or "Anna Karenina" when the obvious answer is "a well equipp… Lemony Snicket
“ They heard Hugo ask if the plan for the hors d'oeuvres was still in operation, and they heard Colette ask about plucking the feathers off crows, and they heard Kevin complain that he didn't know wheth… Lemony Snicket
“ No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read. Lemony Snicket
