“ It's early on a beautiful winter morning. The house is quiet. The sun is shining. I'm thankful. I'm happy. My cup runneth over. Now there's coffee everywhere. Mindy Levy
“ Your brain is not only the material inside your cranium, its something to be explored, developed and refined Mohammad Azeem
“ - "Surely you have considered terrorist activity?"There was another pause. Then the spokesman said, in the quiet tones of someone who has had enough and who is going to quit after this and raise chick… Terry Pratchett
“ ...space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry. Kevin Fong
“ If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, on… Jon Stewart
“ Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. Dave Barry
“ I cannot go to school today"Said little Peggy Ann McKay."I have the measles and the mumps,A gash, a rash and purple bumps.My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.I'm going blind in my right eye.My tonsils a… Shel Silverstein
“ We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Compton Gage
“ There is no truth without faith. Nothing is proven except to the heart of one who believes. Compton Gage
“ Those of little understanding say the world will soon end. It is the current age that is coming to an end. The end of this age is the beginning of the next. Compton Gage
“ You are judged many times more by what you give assent to others doing than what you do yourself. Compton Gage
“ The starvation of a child has no justification, even if the crops have failed, or the population is too large. Compton Gage
“ When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
“ Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny. Beth Henley
“ So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny. Todd Solondz
“ My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. Jeff Ross
