“ We owe Clint Eastwood a debt of thanks. Not only because it was truly a hilarious twelve minutes of improvised awesome in a week of scripted blah. But because it advanced our understanding. This presi… Jon Stewart
“ Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the… Jon Stewart
“ Free time is death to the anxious, and thank goodness I don't have any of it right now. Jon Stewart
“ Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings. Jon Stewart
“ As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for a… Jon Stewart
“ The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry… Jon Stewart
“ While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from . And while it would be nice if that something was simple human decency, anybody who h… Jon Stewart
“ I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. Jon Stewart
“ As heirs to a legacy more than two centuries old, it is understandable why present-day Americans would take their own democracy for granted. A president freely chosen from a wide-open field of two men… Jon Stewart
“ Those fighting to be included in the ideal of equality are not divisive.Those fighting to keep those people out - are. Jon Stewart
“ Race is there. You're tire of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it. Jon Stewart
