“ His life was a constant war with insensate objects that fell apart, or attacked him, or refused to function, or viciously got themselves lost as soon as they entered the sphere of his existence. Vladimir Nabokov
“ Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there… Prince Andrew
“ I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off. Mark Billingham
“ Henry Miller is a famous writer whose work has fallen out of fashion, but I strongly recommend that readers who don't know his work pick up a book and experience this writer's zealous, crazy, inventiv… Siri Hustvedt
“ I liked comedy as a kid. When I was a kid, I'd go to sleep to, like, Bill Cosby albums every night. I'd listen to 'Bill Cosby Is A Very Funny Fellow... Right!' and 'Wonderfulness,' which are two of hi… Stephen Colbert
“ It's a funny thing. I'll be in my home town of Columbus at a restaurant or something, and the waiter maybe asks, 'What do you do?' and I say, 'Oh, I'm in a band... Twenty One Pilots,' and he'll say, '… Tyler Joseph
“ I really like 'Shameless' because it brings up important issues, but we get to talk and laugh and look at something that's really important that's a problem, like alcoholism and bad parenting. It's do… Justin Chatwin
“ Honestly, I like someone who is really grounded, super sweet, honest. I need them to have a sense of humor. I need them to laugh at what's funny, I need them to get jokes and be funny and be witty and… Casper Smart
“ Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. Joan Bauer
“ If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is. Peter Wisan
“ Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. Michael W. Grimard
“ To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies. Val Edward Simone
“ There are so many people out there that will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is turn around and say "Watch me! Ashley Purdy
“ Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring. Rebecca Murphy
“ If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. Jack Handy
“ What's the matter, fairy boy? Pissed because Chrys rather kiss me?" - Essence (Nymphs of Macedonia Trilogy #1) Racheal Renwick
“ Jace's clothes had been clean,stylish,ordinary. Sebastian had been wearing a long black wool trench coat that had looked expensive. Like an evil Burbeery ad, Simon said when she was done. Cassandra Clare
“ 101 Reasons Why its great to be a woman : We have three times the amount of potential sick leave. Take into account all those days you are unable to work owing to pre, during and post menstrual tensio… Summersdale Publishers
