“ I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian. Steve Carell
“ My parents always told me to be myself. I was always funny and silly as a kid. And I would always make them laugh. And they always told me to dream big and follow those dreams. Richard Simmons
“ You don't seem to need many qualifications to liaise with Muggles; all they want is an OWL in Muggle Studies. ''Much more important is your enthusiasm, patience and a good sense of fun.'' - ''You'd ne… J.K. Rowling
“ According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learni… Chuck Lorre
“ The cross had slipped back onto my chest. I unclasped it and after wrapping the chain around the metal, tucked it into my bra A.E. Kirk
“ Don't come closer to me at any time without make-up. I may slap and make you feel the taste of death. Jeevagan Nagarajan
“ A clue! From M!""Who's M?""Maybe M is for Mackintosh! Maybe Grabes ans Mackintosh are in cahoots!""Or maybe M is for Mom. Also, who says 'cahoots'? Mac Barnett
“ You are alone. But you seems not afraid- though you weary with your groaning; wandering far off in the wilderness and your eyes, consumed because of your grief; waxed old while you're still young. Compton Gage
