Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!
Yes, he said. I am sure. I double-checked everything after you went home yesterday. I even made a few improvements, just in case. The first part of that reassured her. The second part... not so much....
Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.
Twenty she curses you out by lunch, says Chris.Thirty she kills you by lunch, adds Logan.I'm getting her number.The two of them laugh.
This one's for Alaska Young!
The driver got out smiling. He looked about seventeen or eighteen, and for a second, I had the uneasy feeling it was Luke, my old enemy. This guy had the same sandy hair and outdoorsy good looks. But...
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang. I've read Simone Elkeles books. I know how this whole garage as a front thing works.
No one's stopping you, said Jess. But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits.
Jary, Garge, Elane and Daved Pady emerge from the Lamborgini Veneno like sad clown's from the SICKEST clown car ever.