Coffee is not my thing, and RedBull is my wing.
It's early on a beautiful winter morning. The house is quiet. The sun is shining. I'm thankful. I'm happy. My cup runneth over. Now there's coffee everywhere.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
What smells good may not always taste good, I leaned this the day I tried to eat a scented candle.
When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up.
I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:
the cross had slipped back onto my chest. I unclasped it and after wrapping the chain around the metal, tucked it into my bra
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
jace's clothes had been clean,stylish,ordinary. Sebastian had been wearing a long black wool trench coat that had looked expensive. Like an evil Burbeery ad, Simon said when she was done.
...space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry.
Its Batteries! I just know it!
Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners.""And to cleaning," Michael said."Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentarie...
Are imperfections is which make we grate.
People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy?
I wish my nose would blow me for once.
He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam)
I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
To conquer fear, you must become fear - you must bask in the fear of the BOOK... and men fear most what they cannot see- The Power of the Book is spiritual.
There is no truth without faith. Nothing is proven except to the heart of one who believes.