Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.
Everybody's funny in different ways.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
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I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.
In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.
The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs.
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom...
Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around prob...
Yen Sid surveyed the young villains in front of him. „What you are about to do is very dangerous. Carlos perked up. „That's fine, my middle name is– „Oscar said Evie. „We know.
What's a slut? I ask him.A girl who puts out too easily.Puts out what? I imagine Greer putting out dinner and don't understand what Iwan wouldn't like about that.Puts out, you know... His face, alread...
She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.Well, I thoug...
Jason hated being an old man.