“ What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. Rodney Dangerfield
“ All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it; the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing. Compton Gage
“ Purity. Serenity... Solitude: What you ought to uphold. But the important thing is whether you believe it. Compton Gage
“ You have strength born of years of grief and anger... The strength of a man denied revenge. Compton Gage
“ If one thousand of you participate in the murder of one child, then one thousand of you are a thousand times guilty. Compton Gage
“ Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he explained, so he did not weep. Doris Kearns Goodwin
“ A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor w… Ivan Reitman
“ I mean, I'm married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything - funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits. Seal
“ The prospects for a coherent, hilarious and consistent American comedy seem to lessen every year, as the poor waterlogged, gassy corpse called 'Evan Almighty' proved when it floated ashore recently. S… Stephen Hunter
“ I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. Wendy Liebman
“ Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it's funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have. Hoda Kotb
“ It's funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn't have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry. Emily Procter
“ You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's… Colin Quinn
“ It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior. Scarlett Johansson
“ If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. Olivia Munn
