Inconceivable!You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
He felt about as useless as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Does it hurt?He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. Only when I laugh.I’ll try not to be funny.Epic fail, beautiful.
Claire found herself staring at his feet, which were in bunny slippers. Myrnin looked down. What? he asked. They're quite comfortable. He lifted on to look at it, and the ears wobbled in the air. Of c...
I thought it would be a funny concept to publish a book about stand-up comedy with Faber, the poetry publisher, and to apply to stand-up the same sort of weight of annotation that you would to a class...
Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs.
I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that's OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it's their product and I'm the spokesperson, and I'm going to deliver.
I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or throu...
Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there...
It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, just because it has to be able to pl...
It is so cool to think that there are two female, Indian actresses on prime-time American network television who are considered attractive and funny and smart.
I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself.
It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humor is a quick cover for shock, horror, confusion. The critics hate funny writers for the most part. They think fu...
Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book.
I wonder now how we got by when you weren't here.""I have no doubt the devastation was widespread, the suffering universal.""Indeed, it was the Dark Ages in the annals of Mrs. Dawlish's house. Ignoran...
I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor
We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
You know very well that I no longer think. I am far too intelligent for that.
My body is tired as worn out rug, but my brain (if i had) is always full of curiosity, jumping around for seeking new funs. If they could learn how to be cooperative each others, my life could be way...
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