“ Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. Albert Brooks
“ I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. Vera Farmiga
“ The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs. Lenny Kravitz
“ And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little game to play and it's a slippery slope. I always say to myself I'm never going to give anything away because there's never a… Kristen Stewart
“ We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I… Josh Hutcherson
“ My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character - I am that character... It's a complicated bag of tools I acquired, and I've p… Beth Ditto
“ When she absently worried her bottom lip with one of her adorable little fangs, he sighed.The Enemy of Old fucking .Dear gods, it’d finally happened to him.Happiness.Then his own fangs sharpened.I wil… Kresley Cole
“ What's a slut? I ask him.A girl who puts out too easily.Puts out what? I imagine Greer putting out dinner and don't understand what Iwan wouldn't like about that.Puts out, you know... His face, alread… Rachel Cohn
“ Weetzie could see him--it was a man, a little man in a turban, with a jewel in his nose, harem pants, and curly-toed slippers. Lanky Lizards! Weetzie exclaimed.Greetings, said the man in an odd voice,… Francesca Lia Block
“ Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. Adam Rex
“ So who else did you convince?Well, I got Joe to potty train himself, and then I convinced Anna to leave the kids at home and go with me on a vacation to Jamaica. Kim Stanley Robinson
“ Shit Bug said, his face sour. It's that thing again. We've been dealing with it since Pierce. You think you have a lead and then poof - he made a puffing motion with his fingers - it melts into nothin… Ilona Andrews
