Look under your bed and you will know the greatest thief in your room.
Rachel opened her mouth to respond, but the head cut her off.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me.
Life is like Tetris; if it doesn't fit, just flip it over
Goblin tea resembles a nice cup of Earl Grey in much the same way that a catfish resembles the common tabby. They share a name, but one is a nice thing to curl up with on a rainy afternoon, and the ot...
Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actually," replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infome...
Patience! It is not how quickly you run, but how slowly.
Purity. Serenity... Solitude: What you ought to uphold. But the important thing is whether you believe it.
You have not escaped his notice either- you are here by 'a call' not by choice.
All the labour of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled.
God is the one subject of reality. Take away the one subject and there is nothing real.
The great lie is like a sword that has been thrust into the heart of humankind.
The greatest violence, and the greatest threat to humanity, is the growth of MONEY.
There is nothing hidden in the hidden time. Know that this, the hidden time, is your everlasting, and live.
Thine own things, and such as are grown up with thee, canst thou not know; How should thy vessel then be able to comprehend the way of the Highest, and, the world being now outwardly corrupted to unde...
A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it's funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have.
Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.