“ I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought to stick around and direct this thing.' But he didn't; he left, and look what he became. A… Michael Keaton
“ High school is when I started to get my sense of fashion together. My queen was Candice Swanepoel, who is a friend of mine now, which is kind of funny, but in high school, I was obsessed. I love her s… Gigi Hadid
“ I like doing comedy, I like doing drama. Naturally I like to do, I like doing dramas, I like conflict, and when I do a comedy, you know, I've found that, like, romantic comedy is the trickiest one, be… Matt Dillon
“ I don't know if I realized that I was funny, but I realized how healing and important humor was in my childhood. Bonnie Hunt
“ My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. Bill Burr
“ It was like my uterus was tapping out a happy dance on the rest of my organs. God, I was dying the longest, most tortuous, and arousing death in the history of the world. Cora Carmack
“ Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Patriot Act" In theater and football, it's the last act before it's curtains for Seahawks opponents. Matthew Heines
“ That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking, what's your vice and what brand of trouble does it lead to? Neal Stephenson
“ Sei: The Kudzu snacks were so good I had two and a half bowls but seeing you eat 16 and a half bowls was disgusting. I sriously considered killing you.Okita: You're horrible! Besides then I'd bleed Ku… Taeko Watanabe
“ I beg your pardon I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. Santosh Kalwar
“ Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not other… Lewis Carroll
