“ One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. Carroll Bryant
“ I am always doing what I thought I couldn't do, because I might learn something. Henri Marcel - Marriage a Journey and A Dog Brenda H Sedgwick
“ You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ If you call a gypsy a vagabond, I think you do him wrong,For he never goes a-travelling but he takes his home along.And the only reason a road is good, as every wanderer knows,Is just because of the h… Joyce Kilmer
“ Answering the question 'How would you like to smell?' by saying 'I'd rather I didn't' is also no longer acceptable. It's not playing the game. Men are expected to put some cash into the cosmetic pot t… David Mitchell
“ When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie". Michelle M. Pillow
“ Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening. Steve Martin
“ Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you. Johnny Moscato
“ The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted knight. Elias Zapple
“ I can fly around the world in one night. I can wink and go up a chimney in a split second. I can be in 500 shopping malls on the same weekend. I can even fit enough gifts for the entire world into one… Bobbi A. Chukran
“ I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off. Rita Mae Brown
“ I’ve never quite understood why the knuckleheads of the planet so outnumber the rest of us. Duane Hewitt
“ I like big books and I cannot lie.You other readers can’t denyThat when a kid walks in with The Name of the WindLike a hardbound brick of win.Story bling.Wanna swipe that thingCause you see that boy i… Jim C. Hines
