“ I’ve never quite understood why the knuckleheads of the planet so outnumber the rest of us. Duane Hewitt
“ One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. Carroll Bryant
“ I am always doing what I thought I couldn't do, because I might learn something. Henri Marcel - Marriage a Journey and A Dog Brenda H Sedgwick
“ You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ If you call a gypsy a vagabond, I think you do him wrong,For he never goes a-travelling but he takes his home along.And the only reason a road is good, as every wanderer knows,Is just because of the h… Joyce Kilmer
“ Answering the question 'How would you like to smell?' by saying 'I'd rather I didn't' is also no longer acceptable. It's not playing the game. Men are expected to put some cash into the cosmetic pot t… David Mitchell
