London: A place you go to get bronchitis.
I hate Billings Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck - no models. You open a catalog and point.
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You can't love a city if you have no memories burried there.
Good Americans when they die go to Paris.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
Whenever I happen to be in a city of any size, I marvel that riots do not break out everyday: Massacres, unspeakable carnage, a doomsday chaos. How can so many human beings coexist in a space so confi...
I have just returned from Boston it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.
How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?
Different cities visit us daily, they exist in the clouds.
France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.
My father never lived to see his dream come true of an all-Yiddish-speaking Canada.
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
Are you a lucky little lady in the City of Light? Or just another lost angel... City of Night?
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away as long as I'm not enjoying it.
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
Always remember that you are an Englishman and therefore have drawn first prize in the lottery of life.
Take a perfect day add six hours of rain and fog and you have instant London.
Like so many named places in California it was less an identifiable city than a grouping of concepts--census tracts, special purpose bond-issue districts, shopping nuclei, all overlaid with access roa...