Top Aging Quotes

No one in the world is really over 28. I wish I had known that when I thought I was 40.

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Aging Definition

(p. pr. & vb. n.) of Age

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

She had collected experiences, I realized, as much as she had collected all these things. As we moved her out of her own life, she seemed lonelier that I hope I'll ever be.

The wisest are the most annoyed at the loss of time.

The important part of growing older was the growing part. Resisting change meant forever standing still, which was a sad way to live.

Sexual satisfaction eases the stranglehold of materialism, since status symbols no longer look sexual, but irrelevant. Product lust weakens where emotional and sexual lust intensifies. The price we pa...

When [beauty pornography is] aimed at men, its effect is to keep them from finding peace in sexual love. The fleeting chimera of the airbrushed centerfold, always receding before him, keeps the man de...

Today a woman must ignore her reflection in the eyes of her lover, since he might admire her, and seek it in the gaze of the God of Beauty, in whose perception she is never complete.

When I grow up I want to be an old woman.

Coming down life's highwayAt ninety mile an hour I want to slideWith bad brakes and bald tiresInto my final parking space

What editors are obliged to appear to say that want from women is actually what their want from women.

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.

You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.

The surgeons are playing on the myth's double standard for the function of the body. A man's thigh is for walking, but a woman's is for walking and looking beautiful. If women can walk but believe our...

The more candles on my cake means I get a little more exercise in blowing them out.

And the beauty of a woman, with passing years only grows!

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.

The only way that getting older can be a bad thing is if you are not fully living in the moment now.

There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I was when I was twenty-one. (That's a lie, but I might as well tell you something r...