Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Nothing but the natural ignorance of the public, countenanced by the inoculated erroneousness of the ordinary general medical practitioners, makes such a barbarism as vaccination possible.......Recent...
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
[H]e is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
Very few people can afford to be poor.
You use a glass mirror to see your face you use works of art to see your soul.
An author who gives a manager or publisher any rights in his work except those immediately and specifically required for its publication or performance is for business purposes an imbecile.
We cut the throat of a calf and hang it up by the heels to bleed to death so that our veal cutlet may be white; we nail geese to a board and cram them with food because we like the taste of liver dise...
My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative evolution. I desire that no public monument or work of art or inscr...
Reformers have the idea that change can be achieved by brute sanity.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.