Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known.
The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.
Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.
Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.
A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.
Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.
A murderer is a killer without a uniform.
A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.
Life is an activity with which we kill time while we wait for something, someone, or the mere passage of time to kill us.
A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.
Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.
Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.
Technically, all tattoos are temporary, even permanent ones.
A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.
An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.
People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.
Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.
Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.
To evade arrogance, remind yourself (from time to time) that your talent or success could have been better. To be thankful, remind yourself (every now and then) that your illness or failure could have...
Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood.