Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.
Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.
We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.
Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.
Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.
An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear.
To put an arrogant 'famous' writer in his place: pretend to be illiterate.
You are. Before you are whatever you are labeled.
People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.
Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.
Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.
Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.
We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.
Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.
You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.
Being a 'good' parent is more about the parent, and, less about the 'supposedly-could-have-been-bad' child.
98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.
To fail, try to please your critics. To please your critics, try to fail.
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