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Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.

Lauren Willig

Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.

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About Lauren Willig

Lauren Willig is a New York Times bestselling author of historical novels. She is best known for her "Pink Carnation" series, which follows a collection of Napoleonic-Era British spies, similar to the Scarlet Pimpernel, as they fight for Britain and fall in love.