The early bird gets the worm that should have slept in.
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.
Get high on love, not drugs.
Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.
Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?
Wisdom of the Ages: "National Symbol" With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn't our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vul...
Wisdom of the Ages: "Skull and Bones" A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible.
99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.