Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.